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December 2010
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10 Great 2010 Songs You Shouldn't Miss.
10. July Flame- Laura Veirs 9. Pursuit of Happiness (Cover)- Barbara 8. Airplanes- Local Natives 7. What’s In It For?- Avi Buffalo 6. Generator (Second Floor)- Freelance Whales 5. Go Do- Jonsi 4. My Body- Young the Giant 3. Written In Reverse- Spoon 2. Terrible Love- The National 1. I Think Ur A Contra- Vampire Weekend
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What we can learn from grapefruit knives:
You may appear worthless, but one day there will be a job that needs doing, and you will be far superior to everyone else in this field, and everyone will love you for your incredible talent in this specific area, and life will have meaning.
Hopefully your talent isn’t cutting grapefruit. But whatever.
New Life Goal: Radio Interview
Not saying I want to be famous. Saying I want to be articulate.
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Sometimes you need to enjoy where you are, and be with new friends and go out...
– Heather Fenske
I have a date to the sock hop.
I need four summers this summer.
I want to work at band camp. I want to intern at OPB. I want to find a paying job. I want to take summer classes. I want to go to Finland. I want to visit my father. I want to dance. I want to take photos. I want to hang out with my friends. I want to be home. I want so much more time. let’s go let’s go let’s go.
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Coming up, another installment in our series where we talk to people from...
– Someone just announced this on Talk of the Nation and I can’t get over how hilariously generic it is.
I’ve got Netflix. I’ve got a cat that does parkore. I’ve got a...
– Stephen hosting a party
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You know you love someone →
wamiv:
and I mean any kind of love, here. When you no longer need to convey ideas because you’re pretty much always on the same track. Midway through a conversation and all you have to do is pantomime “and then we ate strawberry shortcake,” and they get it. You know you love them when you accept every layer of their phyllo dough. Layers of insecurity, indecisiveness, inability. You know...
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I don't have to exist outside this place.
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10 days after giving my friend an apple...
Daniel: Jesus Christ, Molly, where did you get that apple?!!
Daniel: I'm eating it right now! It's like... Original sin!!
Molly: Still doing well?
Daniel: Yeah, I am, but tell me where you got that apple!
Molly: Harry & David's.
Daniel: THIS WAS THE BEST FRUIT I HAVE EVER EATEN!! I LOVE HARRY & DAVID'S!!
Daniel: !!!!!
Molly: Glad you're doing well.
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Happy Boxing Day Everyone!
Symptoms.
I haven’t been feeling well over the last few hours, and although I’m sure the ick will go away soon, I decided to google my symptoms to see if anything sounded plausible. As it turns out, my symptoms could indicate mono, fatigue, strep throat, the flu, or HIV.
The Internet is dumb sometimes.
Most people fail at whatever they attempt because of an undecided heart. Should...
– Andy Andrews (via downlookingup) (via mustanghalle)
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I’m having a weird day. Not weird as in switched contact lenses. Weird as in the...
– Things I say in my sleep
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I keep forgetting that I have to go back to...
This is a true story.
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not to brag, but i'm the best friend a jew could...
Molly: Hey, I just wished everyone else Merry Christmas so I want to wish you a happy day in the life of a Jew. Also Christmas if you want.
Jew: Hahahaha thanks Molly, I appreciate it. :) I will try to make it a great Jew life day. Merry Christmas to you!!! Make it freakin awesome!
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Christmahanukwanzasolstifestivukahmas.
Merry that. And a happy new year.
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I know I repeated the part about Robert DeNiro getting stabbed in the boner a...
– A plot synopsis of the movie “Little Fockers” that is composed entirely of quotes of reviews of the film, which are all (spoiler alert!) quite negative, and which you can read by clicking on THESE WORDS RIGHT HERE CLICK THEM NOW.
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PASTE's 50 Best Songs of 2010. →
I appreciate this list, but I would rather have it as a mixed tape.
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talking to all the nomos on the internet right...
ALL OF THEM. EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME RIGHT NOW.
I’m getting invited to Portland and ski trips to Bachelor and we’re talking about Kim Kardashian and everyone really respects me because I’m so cool and I have really real friendships that are real and not pretend in my head.
I do, right? You like me? That’s why you’re reading this?
I’m not a parody of myself?
...
my mom opened a puzzle.
She busted it out at like ten pm, right as I was about to wander into my room and check my email and go to sleep because why not sleep. The unofficial rules in my household, manifested from determination or patience or persistence or stubbornness or whatever, is that when someone opens a puzzle, you work on that puzzle for, at minimum, the rest of your life. So the clock’s ticking past...
There’s good self-consciousness, and then there’s toxic, paralyzing,...
– David Foster Wallace (via srsly)
Fred Armisen is making a show about living in Portland fittingly entitled Portlandia. I’m not sure why. But it sounds nice, maybe.
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Guess who got 300/300 on her Film Aesthetics term...
I’m sure it’s only because my title was the best.
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