Have Some Soup.

(Source: piggytastic)

washingtonpoststyle:

Hillary Clinton rejected — via a personal letter — Jason Segel’s offer to star in a movie with him, according to Politico.

This, obviously, is a great letter, but that font: It does not become a madame secretary.

I’ve been holding onto this for a couple days hoping its authenticity can be confirmed. Now it’s on Daily What, Politico, and Huff Post Comedy, so if we’re being punked, at least we’re all being punked.

MAH-NA MAH-NA!

I’m so grateful for the opportunities I’ve been given, and feeling uncharacteristically optimistic that everything will be (even more) beautiful soon enough. So I thought I’d break out a party gif. It’s been a while since I could use a party gif, ya know?

(Source: 30rockasaurus, via tumbl-dore)

tallwhitney:

Miss Piggy and Kermit on the red carpet.

(via shmeri)

(Source: makingmoviesmagic)

Someone edited Bret McKenzie’s wikipedia page to add “Oscar winning” in front of every mention of his name.

‘Oscar winning Bret Peter Tarrant McKenzie’ (born 29 June 1976) is a comedian, actor, musician and producer, best known for being one half of the Grammy Award winning musical comedy duo Flight of the Conchords along with Jemaine Clement, and one whole of the Oscar winning solo artist Oscar Winning Bret MacKenzie. Oscar winning McKenzie served as music supervisor for the 2011 film The Muppets, for which he won an Academy Award for Best Original Song for the song “Man or Muppet”.

Neither his wife, son, nor his daughter have won Oscars to-date.

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singingmehome:

It’s not easy being green;
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When you could be something so much nicer like red, or yellow, aquamarine,
or something more colorful like that.

It’s not easy being green.
It seems you blend in with all kinds of ord’nary things.
And people tend to pass you over ‘cause you’re
not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
or stars in the sky.

But green’s the color of Spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like.
And green can be big like a mountain, or important like a river,
or tall like a tree.

When green is all that you can be
It sort of makes you wonder why, but why wonder why?
Wonder, I am green and that’ll do just fine.
Besides, it’s all I want to be.

Andrew Bird - Bein’ Green

Andrew, Andrew, you’re my favorite star.

(Source: voyagehome, via brijam)

bro, i played the cymbals for eight years, and your technique is poor. also, they’re very expensive to be dropping-

BRET MCKENZIE WON AN OSCAR YES YES YAY YAY YAY YES YAY.

nprmusic:

“I think everyone has had that crisis at some point, trying to figure out whether they are a man or a Muppet.”

—Bret McKenzie (The Flight of the Conchords) talks to NPR’s Fresh Air about writing music for The Muppets