Have Some Soup.

Robert Downey Jr.

YES! I have tried to say this so many times and nobody listens because well exactly.

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by Lindy West

As modern ladies of marrying age, our trusty inadequacy paradigm has always gone something like this: “I’m too fat for the men I like.” “I’m too ugly to get married.” “I’m too old to find a guy.” Blah blah blah, fart, repeat, dead (the life cycle of the human woman). And lately, this other sort of protest-too-much inversion seems fashionable: “I’m too smart/too pretty/too successful/too interesting/too funny/too outspoken to bag a man!” No matter what or who we (hetero) women are, we are always too something for men. Isn’t that just fucked? Because to be “too” something implies that there’s a something else out there to aim for. But there isn’t. IT’S A TRAP.

We constantly frame ourselves as outsized or undersized from every angle—and we either use our inadequacies to punish ourselves (too fat! No cookie!), or wear them like some crazy cold-comfort security blanket (you’re my real boyfriend, sarcasm!). So couldn’t we just call bullshit on this entire idea and be, I don’t know, people? People who don’t exist “for” men? Whose lives aren’t upended by the latest terrible “too”-ness we read about in Cosmo?

We have to quit defining ourselves solely in relation to dudes. Like, “I am not me—I am some imaginary man’s imaginary perfect 10, plus 50 extra pounds, minus a 20-inch waist, plus a threatening commitment to feminism, minus any desire to pretend to care about bike polo! That’s me!” No, that’s not you. That is a weird monster you made up to torture yourself. I try to remember (and it is hard sometimes—real talk) that I’m an actual human being, not some math equation that can be solved by triangulating all of the nearest boners.

twinmachines:

do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you arent around to witness it

not , even in a specifically positive or negative way just like

people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes

thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them

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generatorthirdfloor:

NARWHALS. REAL NARWHALS. PLAYING. IS THIS REAL LIFE. UNICORNS OF THE SEA!!!

Dang, I’ve said it before and will say it again… I miss my narlol times more than anything else that I miss in my life. Come baaaacckk.

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generatorthirdfloor:

I don’t get how I haven’t been to Wizarding World of Harry Potter like seriously?? I love Harry Potter more than everything and it’s my favorite thing in the whole world and it’s like the reason I’m a functioning human and ugh I just want to go there so badly it would be like going home

what really sucks is when you get really attached to people and you can feel that they arent as attached to you as you are to them and you feel annoying and want to die

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ohwellyeah:

oliv-olivia:

Pixar Lamp Halloween costume

LOOOOOOOOOOL the little pose at the end :’)

BEST COSTUME EVER.

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